April282013

How to Write a Paper When You’re Off Your Meds

soulpunchftw:

Here’s some appropriate music for this lesson.

1) Acknowledge the reality of your situationimage

2) Dispose of all distractions, especially if doing so creates sustenance 

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3) Find an alternative form of medicationimage

4) Establish a minimum limit of how much work MUST be completed by the next time you go to sleep

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5) Keep a positive attitudeimage

6) Make sure you know exactly what you need to do for the assignment

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7) Ask your cat to help you

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8) Remain calm

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9) Distract yourself by pondering your love life

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10) Convince yourself that your problems are unique

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11) Look at attractive people

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12) Take a shot to steel your nerves

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13) Go mad with power

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14) Summon the Prince of Darkness; surely he owes you a favour

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15) Re-assess your progress

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16) Vent your frustrations appropriatelyimage

17) Realize that you’ve been accidentally plagiarizing, so destroy the evidence

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18) Plot an ineffectual act of terrorism to keep you from having to turn in your assignment

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19) Consider alternative approaches to your topic

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20) Realize that the solution is far simpler than you had initially considered

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…And you’re done!

Self-reblogging, because Tumblr is difficult

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5PM
April142013

spookshowvixens:

The moral of our story is this: NATURE HATES MEN!

And judging from how those Nazis are misusing nature to attack a woman, I can see why.  

Reblogging my own reblog to underscore how INCREDIBLY MANLY this makes me feel just by looking at it.  Seriously, my chest hair has grown by half an inch just writing this sentence.

Also, I want in on the ‘SEX STORMS’ one of these magazines is talking about

And that Nazi with the monocle is dapper as fuck

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February132013

devonmichael said: so, i just finally found your reply to the battle! the remorade idea is kinda derpy and although it sounds.... enjoyable... perhaps we could arrange another way!? d:

I just figured that Remoraid was modeled after a pistol, so it would totally work with the whole ‘pistols at dawn’ thing

11AM
5broken-strings:

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

Holy shit.  I’m reasonably convinced that you are correct.  I’m… semi-speechless.

5broken-strings:

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

Holy shit.  I’m reasonably convinced that you are correct.  I’m… semi-speechless.

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11AM

Happy Ash Wednesday, guys!

sparklyabderian:

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See?  I’m not the only one indulging in this bad pun today!

VINDICATION!

11AM
drinkyourselfmorebliss:

Love this.

Dude.  It’s Ash Wednesday.  Show some respect.
I’m really sorry about the Ash spam today, everyone.  This is just… kind of a thing that I feel obligated to do.  If it gets annoying, I’ll only be firing off a couple salvos of image spam today.  I also have classes and work to do, so it’ll not last forever.  Then, I’ll do normal stuff again.

drinkyourselfmorebliss:

Love this.

Dude.  It’s Ash Wednesday.  Show some respect.

I’m really sorry about the Ash spam today, everyone.  This is just… kind of a thing that I feel obligated to do.  If it gets annoying, I’ll only be firing off a couple salvos of image spam today.  I also have classes and work to do, so it’ll not last forever.  Then, I’ll do normal stuff again.

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11AM
11AM
MORE ASH WEDNESDAY!

MORE ASH WEDNESDAY!

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11AM
More Ash Wednesday!

More Ash Wednesday!

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8AM
shadyreiji:

arceushavemercyuponus:

Happy Ash Wednesday, everybody!

No meat and only one full meal this day. :p

Yeah, but Ash doesn’t eat in every episode, nor does he often eat meat.  So when you think about it, he goes whole weeks without meat or even food in general.  Suddenly, my lame pun on Ash Wednesday has taken on a whole new dimension…
…I may need more medication.

shadyreiji:

arceushavemercyuponus:

Happy Ash Wednesday, everybody!

No meat and only one full meal this day. :p

Yeah, but Ash doesn’t eat in every episode, nor does he often eat meat.  So when you think about it, he goes whole weeks without meat or even food in general.  Suddenly, my lame pun on Ash Wednesday has taken on a whole new dimension…

…I may need more medication.

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8AM
Happy Ash Wednesday, everybody!

Happy Ash Wednesday, everybody!

8AM

100 Followers! WOOOO!!!!

Emile: Thank you, everybody!  Sorry my posts have been a little scattered of late; I’ve had a lot of work lately and I might be ill on the side.

Amy: In other words, you’re a lazy bastard.

Emile: I’ve heard it both ways.  Anyway, once I get through a particular barrage of work-type things that I need to do over the next few days, I’ll get the queue back up and running again.

Amy: Until then, Happy Ash Wednesday!

February112013
1PM
Hopefully the last Gary jOak for a little while, but I make no promises

Hopefully the last Gary jOak for a little while, but I make no promises

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